5 Things to Say to Incoherent Crazy Commenters

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  1. I really appreciate what you're saying but I can't see you clearly enough.
  2. I will only respond by referring you to my essay on this subject.
  3. Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
  4. I can smell your underwear through the phone. (ht Merlin Mann)
  5. That's interesting. Could you expound on that a little more? (Repeat ad infinitum)
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