5 Things to Say to Incoherent Crazy Commenters
- I really appreciate what you're saying but I can't see you clearly enough.
- I will only respond by referring you to my essay on this subject.
- Could I speak to the drug dealer of the house, please?
- I can smell your underwear through the phone. (ht Merlin Mann)
- That's interesting. Could you expound on that a little more? (Repeat ad infinitum)